I’m eating Cheerios for dinner again – / the heart-healthy kind, the gluten-free fortified kind / that’s supposed to lower my blood pressure and / give me skin that’s moist to the touch, oh and silky hair. / All the freshness folic acid Vitamin A B D I need infused in O-shaped / whole-oat oats holy moly that’s a whole lotta wholesome goodness. / There’s only 2g of protein but that’s okay because / there’s protein in milk and I drink the grass fed kind. / And you know stuff’s high quality when it’s grass fed right? / Next time I’ll try the Multigrain blend because one serving / will give me 3g of dietary fiber and may reduce heart disease!